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Saturday, December 22, 2012

We're still here...

So it's satruday and we're still here...
Mom wouldn't let me open my presents yesterday.
Don't you wish parents were more gullible?
To bad that the whole Mayan myth was a bunch of malarkey.

Friday, December 21, 2012


It's the end of the world? Shucks I wasted 65 bucks on a stupid basketball league that I'll never get to play in. And those stupid Mayans had to go and make it the end of the world before I could open christmas presents!
Please can we open them today Mom? PLEASE!

Monday, December 17, 2012


Christmas is in 7 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am not going to say anything but Naomi is going to LOOOOOOOVEEEEEEE HER PRESENT!!!!!!!
For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, I picked Naomi's name when we drew names for christmas.
Monique is also going to LOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEE her present.
I didn't draw Monique but I still wanted to get her a present:)
And the Altringers are gonna love my presents to them too!!!!!!!!!!! (As incentive to follow my blog)

One of my favorite songs by the King.

This one is in my top 5 christmas songs of all time.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

11 DAYS!!!!!

Cannot believe it's only eleven days til' Christmas.
Happy belated Anniv. Joe and Mo!!!!!

Wednesday, November 28, 2012


Indiana hires new basketball head coach:
 television sensation Dwight Schrute!

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Black Friday

Starts like this...

Or this for most people...

The people in the first picture were obviously these kinds of people...

Continues like this...

Ends like this...

Or this...

And this picture just says it all

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

A little bit off.

I was a tad bit off on my predictions...
OK so alot off.
However there is a silver lining to everything. He can't run ever again.
Then again he might make himself dictator for life...

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Saturday, October 13, 2012


Is a big day.
Beavers must win. THEY MUST! We will be 5-0 if we win.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Cool sister in law.

I want to say how cool my sister in law Monique is.
And I'm not just saying this because I want her to make me something out of a loom knitting thingy...
I promise!

Monday, October 8, 2012

I Have a Surprise for Ya'll

If you are patient I will reveal my halloween costume BEFORE HALLOWEEN. I know, I know you're all excited. It is homemade but extremely awesome. I am starting construction on it today and it should be done in a weeks time!!!!

Sunday, September 30, 2012


Beavs won twice yesterday. Once against Arizona and once against the refs. Seriously the refs tried to give them the game.
Niners won 34-0 against the jets.
And by the way John Tonnemacher told me that if he were in a room with Justin Bieber and the Arizona Wildcats with a gun and two bullets, he would shoot the Wildcats twice. Apparently he hates them. But still. Oregon state is now 3-0 and #14 in the top 25

Friday, September 28, 2012

I am Devastated/Excited

My rude, stupid, lame, dumb, brother Josiah beat me in fantasy football by 3 points, the replacement refs screwed the packers over. Thank God their gone. Not that I'm a fan of the Packers but I definitely hate the Seahawks. (that's who they were playing).
Niners lost to the lame Vikings.
But I am so excited to be having my friend John Tonnemacher staying with us for 2 days next week...or the week after. He lives in Arizona and I haven't seen him since I was 7 or 8!
We are gonna play air-soft and basketball and be cool. Oregon State plays Arizona tomorrow so it's John's state VS mine! May the best BEAVER win!!!!!!

Thursday, September 20, 2012

I know eight days right?

I know I know it's been an entire week since I posted but I have a good excuse. This was the second week of school, and the second week of school is always the most chaotic. Sort of.
Ok not really, but still. These are all my excuses.
1. I had school work to do.
2. We just got Madden12 for the Wii and I HAD to play it.
3. I am the owner of a fantasy league and have to write posts that mock everyone else.(Especially my terrible cousins the Kopps)
4. I was busy going to play basketball.
5. Kenzie, Josiah, Tyler, Caleb and I went up into the hills and played airsoft.
6. I was to excited about the 9ers beating the Lions.
7. I was/am pumping myself up for the Beaver game this week.
8. I was/am thinking up more excuses. And that's my excuse.

Monday, September 10, 2012

The Perfect Weekend

Beavs won against number 13 Wisconsin 9ers won against Packers.

Life is Good. I usually hate these shirts but I actually love this one.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Disembodied Hand/Children's Church

On Sunday nights we have Children's Church. It's for the kids. Well I'm a young servant(helper) and I help Jason and Naomi or Josiah and Monique every 3rd Sunday night (Tyler and Caleb take turns with me).
This week we acted out a play about Jason, Naomi, and I going on a camp-out. This is pretty much how it went. We all pretended to be little kids:
  Billy and Sally (Jason and Naomi) are excited to have their FIRST camp-out in their backyard. They can't believe Mom is letting them have it by themselves. Jonathan(me) comes for a little while and tells a scary story.  "The disembodied hand was sawed off at John Smith was the owner of the hand. He died because it got sawed of and he lay writhing in pain until he died. The legend is that the disembodied hand roams the earth strangling people. And the First person to see it is It's next VICTIM!" At that moment I flick a flashlight on, beam it at my face, shove my hand up my shirt and act like the hand is choking me. Kids start screaming and laughing. Jason and Naomi are scared and then Rufus (a real-live puppet) comes and tells them about a bible verse that says that when they lie down at night their sleep will be sweet. PROVERBS 3:24. Here are some pics of my pajamas for the camp-out.
Needless to say Children's Church was a big hit tonight.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

I like Planes

I like planes, maybe I'll be a pilot. After seeing this I LOVE planes


Monday, August 27, 2012


Jackson and his floor routine won the most votes so a professional photographer took some high-end pictures of him. Ok the photographer was me and I only snapped four pictures but STILL.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

It's called talent, And these kids gots it

This was Caleb's talent. He can sing good can't he? I don't know where he thought that perfume went into your armpits.


Noah for-realzies singing a song from a band named "like vines"  B.
This is Abbi singing taylor swift  C.
And Jackson doing a floor routine in the Olympics. This could be worth "Gold Medal Greatness"  D.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Team USA Wins.

Team USA WINS the basketball Gold Medal game versus Spain, even when Spain played dirty. At one point in the game Kevin Durant went up for a dunk and someone for Spain put him in a headlock. Not to mention they were flopping throughout the game. Here are the highlights.

Also USA won the most Medals. Biggest Highlights for USA were:

Serena Williams won both the Singles title in Tennis and the Doubles title with her sister Venus.

Team USA won Gold in Basketball. Both Men's and Women's.

Women's Gymnastics won Gold in the team competition, Gabby Douglas won Gold in the individual all around competitions, and Ally Raisman won Gold in the individual floor routine's. I don't care if your not a fan of gymnastics, her routine was amazing.

Michael Phelps became the most awarded athlete to ever play in the Olympics with 22 medals all time.

And last but not least Usain Bolt won the 100m, 200m, and 4x400m relay race, setting world records on the 100m and 4x400 relay race. And I'm pretty sure he tied the record on the 200m. 3 gold in three races is kind of impressive. He did it in Beijing four years ago too.

OH! And I do know he's from Jamaica but his last name is Bolt. SO there.

Saturday, August 11, 2012


The NBA is getting ridiculous. This preseason the Heat(2011 season champs) signed Ray Allen, All Star. To go with Lebron James, Chris Bosh, and Dwayne Wade. all of them All Stars
The Lakers signed Steve Nash- All Star- and Dwight Howard -All Star-. To go with Kobe Bryant, and Pau Gasol. All All Stars.

All of this comes out to the NBA being completely scripted and the only people who care are the fans of the teams with ALL STAR STARTING FIVE'S.

So I want to go on the record for saying that I think The championship game this year will be the Heat vs the Lakers. Everybody else is just playing for 3rd place. Which is just second LOSER.

Oh and don't get your hopes up faithful followers of team beside the Lakers and Heat, their not going anywhere and neither is my team.

Thursday, August 2, 2012


I remember when noah was about four he saw The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe and all he cared about was WOLF-DOGS. Every single day, "Noah what are you doing?" "Being a Wolf-Dog".
So we saw this in the car last night and I thought immediately about Noah and the Wolf-Dogs.
look in the back of the car.

 Note to All: I do understand that these are NOT "Wolf Dogs" but they look similar.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Saturday, July 14, 2012

New home

I really hate it when people don't post till three weeks later, THEN they post four times in one day.
But Internet was down so I'm catching up.

This new home has been really cool. Tyler Caleb and I go on walks through the trails every day, and every day when we go on walks we see a deer. A couple of days ago we went on the trail with my sister in law Monique and we saw five deer sitting next to each other! Well we set the pool up and got everything in the house ready. Well not exactly.
Hold on. I'm out of breath.

Here are some pics I took of the kids playing in the pool.
Lily is a crack up. Every time she gets in the pool she splashes everybody and screams.

 Lily, playing cards with Tyler and Caleb
Lily, right after she woke up

 In a happy-yet dazed- mood
 Oh and did she tell you? She's an avid tennis fan.

Noah loves the pool

Well there is my big fat catchup post. GOODNIGHT!


So without google...I'd be toast.

1. I wouldn't have found out that Rodger Federer won Wimbledon.

2. I wouldn't have found out Serena Williams won the ladies Wimbledon championship AND the ladies Wimbledon doubles championship.

3. I would not be able to post about all this.

4. I wouldn't have heard that Team USA beat Dominique Republic 113-59.

Thursday, June 14, 2012


This kid...never mind just watch and you will learn the incredible knowledge of Jackson Rice boy of destiny(-calvin and hobbes).

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

I know I know/Moving

I know I haven't posted lately but I have a good excuse...oh wait, no I don't. And I know you know that we are moving but I have nothing else to blog about soooooo, WE'RE MOVING!!!!!!!!!! We are moving into Timberhill. There is this lady that is letting us rent at an EXTREMELY low price... I think. Anyway we are all pretty excited, also we are starting to pack...well for some of us we have to pack AGAIN. See, caleb packed his stuff the day after we figured out we had to move... then he unpacked it the week before we found out about moving to Timberhill.

Upside about moving: One mile away from nice tennis courts, Airsoft forests EVERYWHERE, basketball courts just down the road, big back yard, alot of lawn business for Tyler Caleb and I, sunroom, a room for us three older boys, two story, laundry chute, almost walking distance to Winco and Ross, Nice quiet neighborhood with lots of kids. Oh and we get to take Tilly(our dog)

Downside: We cannot take the cats with us:( Timberhill doesn't let you have free access to the gym, which is lame because it is supposed to be a community gym...and that's all I can think of, Oh yeah, I forgot, we also can't take our fort with if any of you want to fly down to Oregon and take it off of our hands in the next 2 weeks that would be great! For the small price of $399.99

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Sorry Folks

Sorry people. I was really busy being ticked that we lost that house...Here's the Pictures... two days late

There. I shalt post later because i must go play baseball.